Sunday 7 May 2006

Oliver Khan calls for Bayern to search the legendary Dragon Balls

Der Titan, "Balls, YOU need balls"
"Eier, wir brauchen Eier!" Yes that's right , that's exactly what you need. When asked what Bayern lacked when they lost against Schalke , Oliver Khan repeated the exact same words.
"I have been a big fan of the Dragon Ball series, if this team ever wants to win anything , then the only way we can achieve this is by summoning Shenron, the dragon and ask him to give this team some winning mentality and more trophies"
The Dragon balls are a set of seven orange, crystalline spheres with the ability to call forth the Eternal Dragon Shenron who has the ability to grant wishes to anyone who gathers all seven of them. 

The Dragon Balls
"No one makes fun of the Dragon Balls" says the Titan as quoted by Bild. A report from Goal.com also carried a story of a Bayern player once mocking the Dragon ball series, Khan vented out his frustration during the match by sucker punching him right in the face.
Khan on his way to beat Bommel for making fun of DBZ

Kahn is one of the most successful German players in recent history, having won eight Bundesliga titles, six DFB-Pokals, the UEFA Cup in 1996, the UEFA Champions League and the Intercontinental Cup, both achieved in 2001. His individual contributions have earned him four consecutive UEFA Best European Goalkeeper awards, three IFFHS World's Best Goalkeeper awards, and two German Footballer of the Year trophies. At the 2002 FIFA World Cup, Kahn became the first and only goalkeeper in the tournament's history to win the Golden Ball. He credits all his success to the Dragon Balls.